Made up words you may hear in a made up hospital.

1. Vabdocythe
2. Tetrogesic
3. Eptictractle
4. Frazplectography
5. Nambic

Doctor: Good day, Jerome. Please take a seat. I have just received the results from Frazplectography. I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jerome: It isn't....
Doctor: Unfortunately... yes. A Vabdocythe, just as I feared.
Jerome: Dear god. Is it... is it tetrogesic?
Doctor: Luckly, not yet. I should be able to remove it. Nurse, the Eptictractle.
Nurse. Yes doctor.
Jerome: Will this hurt?
Doctor: Just a pinch. If you'd like, I'll give you a Nambic.
Jerome: No. I think I want to tough this one out.
Doctor: There's a good soldier.